What more do I need to say!? I have so many weird match strikers in my eBay watchlist, you're now going to benefit from seeing them. I never thought the $148 he costs was in my budget, but a girl can dream! Wouldn't he look fun sitting on top of a pile of special books? Bonus: this guy has a chipped antenna, acting as a reminder that none of us need to be perfect to be loved.
