my 6 month old cat, martha washington, scaled up the screen door to my porch, grabbed a dried up hornets nest in her mouth, and scurried back down to bat it around like a toy.
i watched in horror. she had a great time.
step 1: learn it
step 2: plan to move there
step 3: fall in love in a completely different country and learn that language instead, completely overriding the language you just learned
on second thought just skip to step 3
β’ hanlen's razor: never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by stupidity
β’ it's very easy to be safe in yourself when you're not analyzing yourself - aurora
β’ you will always struggle with not feeling productive enough until you accept that your own joy can be something that you produce - hank green
