Bear with me. I’m newly into this, but not in a “quirky introvert” way. I promise my brand is not “I hate people and love sweatpants”. I love people and hate sweatpants (they give you baggy diaper ass). But I am now a proponent of staying in on Friday because as a woman in her late twenties, I no longer have the physical constitution to support the standard four day bender (Thurs-Sun) I participated in until age 27. My hangovers are so bad that they have their own scent. My new social schedule is as follows (I do my best): have a light Thurs (“chill” dinner with friends, maybe a drink or two), stay in Friday and cook for yourself and be in bed by 10 pinteresting, do wholesome things like yoga and crying on Saturday morning and then paint the town with some big plans Saturday night, then recover and do nothing but clean on Sunday (death to the Sunday Funday which ruins careers and lives).
