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Bear with me. I’m newly into this, but not in a “quirky introvert” way. I promise my brand is not “I hate people and love sweatpants”. I love people and hate sweatpants (they give you baggy diaper ass). But I am now a proponent of staying in on Friday because as a woman in her late twenties, I no longer have the physical constitution to support the standard four day bender (Thurs-Sun) I participated in until age 27. My hangovers are so bad that they have their own scent. My new social schedule is as follows (I do my best): have a light Thurs (“chill” dinner with friends, maybe a drink or two), stay in Friday and cook for yourself and be in bed by 10 pinteresting, do wholesome things like yoga and crying on Saturday morning and then paint the town with some big plans Saturday night, then recover and do nothing but clean on Sunday (death to the Sunday Funday which ruins careers and lives).
Sep 1, 2023
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Go out on Thursday and Saturday night, using Friday as your night to rest and do nothing. That way, you wake up fresh instead of hungover for Saturday morning. No hangxiety ruining Saturday and then add a Sunday night plan in too because you’ve already gotten the rot time on Friday night. I swear by a nothing-Friday.
Feb 14, 2025
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Then you have the whole of Saturday to be smug during the day & get drunk in the evening only to spend Sunday (the correct day) in bed.
Oct 10, 2024
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Friday is your oyster. There are no expectations for Friday. Plans are a little more spontaneous. You can knock off work early and enjoy the waning daylight. It always feels like my time. I can stay in and cook something and unwind from the week and go to bed early for a full weekend ahead, or I can go out and stay up late and dance until 5am and unwind from the week or I can grab an early drink or dinner with buds and come home and watch a movie. Friday feels exciting and it feels like possibility.
Mar 24, 2024
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I’ve been single for a year and a half now and have recently had a massive breakthrough with it all. I spent a while deeply brainwashed by the horrific dating advice on Tik Tok which stipulates things like “if the first date isn’t a dinner date then he basically views you as a saloon whore” or “unless you drop into your soft feminine energy, you deserve an entire life alone, you toothless witch.” I don’t want to do either of those things. What the fuck is soft feminine energy? I want to focus on work and make videos that make people laugh and write and spend time with friends and eat and drink wine (see above) without being haunted by the viral refrain “If he wanted to, he would.” Who cares? I like meeting guys out and about! Maybe grabbing drinks. Having crushes. Flirting. Enjoying them. But I will never again sit through a Tik Tok titled “subtle ways to make him addicted to you” or “how to become a high value woman who is a prize to be won.” ENOUGH.
Sep 1, 2023
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There is no higher high than spontaneously deciding to take a pair of dirty kitchen shears to a finger sectioned chunk of hair that you’re hastily holding between your eyes and just blindly cutting off an inch while your Uber driver waits for you outside. My motto is “how bad could it look?” Let go, let god. I’m so impatient when it comes to my appearance. You think I’m waiting for a professional to cut this hair when I literally need it cut right this moment or else I’ll die? No. Paying for a haircut might be a scam I’ve decided.
Sep 1, 2023
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So I’ve been debating which is more annoying: including this pretentious literary magazine which I authentically love OR excluding it and going with a more “relatable” choice. Performative relatability is my favorite thing to make fun of in my videos so I opted for the former! I’ve loved it since reading this piece (The Unravlers) by the amazing Stephanie Danler. It’s impossible to love the Paris Review without getting shit on for it though. My friend Rebecca saw it peeking out of my purse when we were getting drinks recently and accused me of planting it. My other friend, Michael, accused me of only liking it because it contains the word “Paris” which aids in my quest to appear chic and not from Idaho (which I am). And I said, “Michael, that’s absolutely ridiculous and also correct.”
Sep 1, 2023