I love it.
I love ordering it instead of paying off my student loans.
Sometimes I get extra toppings just so I'm late on my car payment.
If I get it a couple times a week, I can ensure I'm never able to retire.
Ah, avocado toast.
You taste like the failing economy.
You're the source of all of our problems.
But you're just.
So.
Good.
(Seriously though, I made some this morning with a little sea salt and red pepper flakes, and it's so delicious.)
