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Yall need to stop drinking lmao its soooooooo nasty. Like are you okay? You donnnnt need vodka 4 times a week. Learn to be cute sober. It’s more powerful. That being said, I’m an alcoholic and drank excessively for 13 years so ://// I get it. But once you harness your sober powers you can do anything.
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When you get sober you start noticing things. It’s not necessarily good or bad it’s just an observation. I’m 10 months clean and sober this month, and it’s been a long and arduous process, but maybe you just had a few too many over the holidays and need a break. Dry January is never a bad thing. Put down the ketamine and the beer and just have a nice wholesome normal interaction for once!! You might wind up actually enjoying yourself. They can pry cigarettes from my cold dead hands though...
Jan 5, 2024
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its awkward the first couple of times but once you get over that hump... life changing
Feb 5, 2024
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Drinking alcohol is fun but so is having the ability to be goofy and uninhibited without it
Nov 1, 2024
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Crunt: If something is crunt or crunted, its cunt but it’s also runted. Like weird, deformed, and gorgeous. Ex: my new bangs are so crunted; the main character from Chimp Crazy is crunted
Becca: If someone is a Becca, they are your bestie, but also the most annoying person in the world. They are insufferable yet you can’t quit them. Ex: Kaylor from Love Island is so becca, she’s becca down.
if someone is being especially naughty, you can call them Rebecca. If they’re being super fun, you can call them Becks.
Eenkgow: This is how I (a transwoman) says “thank you”. If you say it soft and fast enough, it passes as a cis-woman saying “thank you” in a flirty way. If youre being clocked on the reg, try this out for size.
Dec 4, 2024
If you’re miserable and feel like you may be trans, you are trans. Start slow if you’d like, but try playing around with presentation, no matter what gender, serve it fiercely. If you’re in a safe enough environment, let them have it. Serve it ancient city style on the JMZ.
Dec 4, 2024
I’ve been writing my new songs with a stolen pen from the Edition on Sunset. The weight of it, all black, metal, something about it makes me feel so bitchlicious. I went in for an interview 3 times and they never hired me to be a human statue (host) so as revenge I got a guy to take me to lunch on the rooftop and stole this pen. I recommend.
Dec 4, 2024