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It’ll never not be funny to me. I’m listening to you describe your problems and my only response is “water water everywhere and yet not a drop to drink“.
Or:
- lest you throw the baby out with the bath water
- all hat and no cattle
- a falling knife has no handle
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when someone in a movie says “fire at will”
it’s never funny but i’ll never not say it
Feb 20, 2024
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Someone does something you think is dumb / tacky / a bad decision — “That makes so much sense for you”
Friend doesn’t want to spend money at a bar, asks to pregame outside a liquor store — “No if I was poor I’d be doing the same thing”
Someone mentions something (like a movie or restaurant) and asks if anyone likes it when you know it’s clearly bad, toss someone under the bus — “You should ask Jeff, he tends to like things like that”
Someone asks if the cake they baked was bad because they’re self conscious about it — “I mean I wouldn’t say it was good” or “if I was you I’d never make this again”
Jun 8, 2024
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i’m from northern alabama, and i’m not 100% sure this is completely southern, but it killllls me every time i hear an older relative say it. it’s so brutal.
another one is “you think you’re shit on a stick, but you’re just a fart on a splinter!”
there are many more, but those are the first two to come to mind. they just don’t make sayings like they used to.
Dec 10, 2024
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1 day into building a dvd collection because I got kinda freaked out by the idea of AN ENTIRE MOVIE being lost to time. On a more positive note, McCabe & Mrs. Miller and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark are now in my possession. What other movies do I absolutely need?
Dec 22, 2024
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I want to connect with the whole world!! A pen pal seems like the perfect place to start. This is officially an invitation to anyone to take this to pen and paper. From DC with lots of love
Dec 30, 2024
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My Texan girlfriend introduced me to this beautiful experience. Speaking from personal experience, if your northern sensibilities make you believe that skillet queso is not the perfect accompaniment to cozy seats and the silver screen, you cannot be more wrong. Currently hoping that our DC theatre will still have the witches brew for me to sip on as I rewatch wicked for the fourth time.
Dec 23, 2024