I have the most derp dog and I love him so much. He snorts a lot. instead of barking for your attention he snorts like a pig. He also sits like a diva with his legs to the side because of a surgery he got. Not to mention I’ve never met a dog with more uncanny eye contact: he either stares at you or can’t look you in the eyes, there’s no in between. he also enjoys sitting upright on the couch with his leg on the armrest? How does he know how to do that? This is William.