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Every time i forget my water bottle at the gym I realize how much better and more energized I feel when i rip an intense cardio set without sucking down some stupid water. Especially when i haven’t drank water all day. You unlock a new level of athleticism, perseverance, and stoicism. It makes you sick seeing the sheeple around you drinking their liquid out of their precious little Stanleys and Naglenes. Whats the matter? Baby need his baa baa? Give me a break Stretching before working out sucks too
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Jan 28, 2025

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yeah i work at a water store and i take maybe 2 sips of water at the gym but damn yur crazy for saying this w ur whole chest.. respect i guess??? but also plz hydrate?????? omg
Jan 29, 2025
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I saw your post as I was leaving the gym. In your honour, I flipped off my water fountain on my way out
Jan 29, 2025
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Dude said naglene 🤣
Jan 29, 2025
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normal_woman guys love microplastics ❤️
Jan 29, 2025
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BIG FACTS 😤
Jan 29, 2025
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This is what The fuck I’m talking about
Jan 29, 2025
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Yeah, i hate stretching and water too!! you tell ‘em!
Jan 29, 2025
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Another hurt man classic
Jan 29, 2025
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I took a screenshot of a post you made on January 17, 2025 in which you recommend water. I will see you in court.
Jan 29, 2025
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knitzsche People grow
Jan 29, 2025
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knitzsche narc ops ass behavior
Jan 29, 2025
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cook those water frauds and stretch wusses. oh look, you can lunge, you can pull your leg up with one hand, you can squat? well so could our dumb monkey ancestors. why don’t you go do your stretches in the zoo with them and the rest of the pre-evolutionary men
Jan 28, 2025
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unbelievably chad man
Jan 28, 2025
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Based and dehydration-pilled
Jan 28, 2025
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taterhole Dry swallowing that pill too
Jan 28, 2025
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kiva only way to live if you’re not a coward 🏜️
Jan 28, 2025

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