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bring back hiding things in the FLOORBOARDS

There are a lack of loose floorboards now days. Let’s change that.

@bbella

Jun 16, 2024

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let people use stick on wall paper in their jail cells

i feel like martha stewart was allowed to do this

@phoebeluci

Feb 16, 2024

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Roommate who covered the ceiling of his bedroom with aluminum foil. Surprised no one mentioned this, because seems common, but another friend who had pee bottles under/around his bed when he was too lazy to leave his room.

@trevor

May 13, 2024

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I MADE A CUPBOARD 2

That's what I wrote two weeks into the cupboard after a healthy dosage of crying. Picture shows the state of the cupboard at that point. My home was fucked. While cutting wood, I once again caught myself seething at my father. He stuffed my head with a million useless bits of nonsense but never found the time for actual knowledge or skills. So I stepped into the big world armed with the wisdom that "all Germans are fascists," "you shouldn’t stand out," and "razor blades can be changed once a year, don’t fall for corporate tricks." Meanwhile, I had no idea how to properly hammer a nail. Waltzing on the edge of slicing my fingers off, I cursed him to high heaven. Every skill had to be begged from YouTube or acquired through cuts. And that’s on top of digging out a hundred idiotic clichés and racist banalities from my head. Thanks for nothing, you piece of shit. But then, somehow, I felt lighter. Fuck that asshole and his colleagues in the grand guild of assholery. I’m at the age where I definitely don’t need to become the "best version of myself" anymore—enough of that, please. I just need to be a decent version of my own responsible adult. The kind who explains, teaches, entertains, and helps. The kind who doesn’t try to destroy or sadden you. And in this concept, where you’re your own Parent 1/2/15 Pro Max, it becomes easier to look at both age and baggage. You’re standing exactly where they failed with you. Don’t fail yourself. Help, make yourself laugh, and don’t let yourself slice your fingers off.

@betelgeuse1922

Feb 3, 2025

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I MADE A CUPBOARD

My house is very old (pre-Ikea old) so most of the furniture doesn't fit at all. In 1914 they didn't have metric or any other system - just war and darkness. So when I decided I need a cupboard there was nothing to match my requirements. - I can build it myself it's just a wooden box after all. - Look I can 3D it!!!!

@betelgeuse1922

Feb 3, 2025