I used to think the whole “ don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee“ thing was just another one of those white people sayings like “ live laugh love“. After drinking coffee for about a year, I understand where that comes from. If someone were to ask me to do something before I have my coffee time, I may stab them ( with insults ofc). Once I have my coffee time, all is well and I may be approached. it’s the little things you gotta appreciate in life.
Feb 8, 2025

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Going to my 8AM chem lab without being allowed to drink a coffee is hell on earth. Im with you
Feb 8, 2025
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eatgraeps that sounds like torture. I once had to go to jury duty at 7 am with no coffee. One of the worst experiences of my adult life.
Feb 8, 2025

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1. Muttered softly so as not to distract or startle coworkers with perceived aggresion 2. "Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" clearly states workspace boundaries with humor & casual, relatable firmness. " 3. Constant repetition to emphasize importance of not talking to you until you've had your coffee while also making it impossible for coworkers to get a word in edgewise. If done properly, you should be able to get from popping the coffee into the kuerig to drinking it without anyone able to say anything to you. Be sure to make a lot of eye contact with whoever is in the breakroom during this ritual-- this communicates respect & confidence. If there is no one in the breakroom at all, go ahead and mutter "don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" to yourself. It's good practice and if anyone overhears you, they'll be sure to take you a lot more seriously.
Feb 11, 2025
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I look forward to coffee. It doesn't matter in what form. I look forward to the practice of making it or the practice of going out and buying it. Grinding, assembling the percolator, turning on the burner. Walking to the cafe. The light banter with the baristas. Filling up a cup at the gas station with the glass decanters. Pairing it with a donut dripping in glaze, or some jam and toast, a bagel and lox, a croissant. The names and orders shouted, the frenetic bustle of a midtown coffee shop, the quiet of a dusty cafe with cool aunt decor. An espresso before a night out (chic), a cup after a good dinner (ties it all together). The taste, the fact that it's such a widely acceptable drug that so many of us take. It's a small ritual we do to help us out a little bit. Get us ready, get us going.
Oct 7, 2024
Don’t let other folks tell you how you ”need” to drink your coffee (or tea). It’s your bev, it should be to your liking. You deserve to enjoy things.
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