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why does it feel illegal? why do i feel guilty?? why do i feel like i am doing something very very wrong?????????
Feb 13, 2025

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This is the TRUTH
Feb 14, 2025
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i lucked out bc my current role is so indispensable and not easily replaced at work that i have no qualms using all my PTO
Feb 14, 2025
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lucius I actually started using all my PTO again too and now I have to wait and bank enough to be able to visit one of my besties in London šŸ˜­
Feb 14, 2025
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taterhole I donā€™t know why I said again lmao but I cannot edit
Feb 14, 2025
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taterhole you're fired
Feb 14, 2025
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lucius fuck i knew it
Feb 14, 2025
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RETWEET
Feb 13, 2025
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I log back into work the next day expecting to see an email that says YOUā€™RE FIRED
Feb 13, 2025
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taterhole so real. or iā€™ve just accidentally leaked confidential information in my sleep and ill have no idea until im in the office with a meeting with HR and my boss
Feb 13, 2025
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jilly god yes or Iā€™ll come in and theyā€™ll just be like You know what bitch we all actually just hate you šŸ˜
Feb 13, 2025
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i feel the same way. like during that whole day i feel like all of my coworkers now hate me.
Feb 13, 2025
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aubrey-claussen the guilt is FEREL. itā€™s like iā€™m committing adultery
Feb 13, 2025

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What is this phantom dread I have about calling out? Ridiculous!
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