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Wanted to let my prof know that I was missing class w/ a fever, but I can’t find it anywhere in my email 😸
Not in drafts, not in sent, not in scheduled
Where did it go? Did I dream it?
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where I got invited to a last-minute Zoom meeting with HR and was late and accidentally automatically joined on camera even though I had no pants. The HR lady was like ‘Hey so I have something for you to do today :)’ and I thought we were going to do something fun but she told me I had been accused of PDF convenience.
When I asked her what it meant she didn’t explain and just showed me a screenshot of a joke I had made in Teams. I panicked and texted my attorney friend to ask her what it is; she was surprised that I didn’t know.
HR lady said I had to take a ten-question quiz and get every one of them right or I would be terminated on the spot.
I woke up in a sweat thinking oh my god I can’t believe I’m getting fired for PDF convenience and still halfway in a daze between dreams and reality I googled it and of course it’s not a thing
Apr 22, 2024
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The layout was the same as my real bedroom, but mirrored, so the side window facing my neighbor’s house was on the opposite wall of where it actually is.
I was looking out of the window and I could see a man (wearing a black balaclava, all black clothes, and holding a flashlight) on a rooftop a few doors down. He was walking towards me and he was somehow able to traverse from roof to roof, getting closer and closer. He was watching me and I sensed that he intended to come into my house.
I was trying to wake up my significant other who was sleeping in bed next to me but he wouldn’t wake up! I tried to scream but nothing came out of my mouth! The man was coming closer still. Then I woke up in the middle of the night and my friend who lives in London had texted me just minutes before but I scheduled my reply to send later when I would be awake for realsies
Nov 19, 2024
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Why does shit have to be timed? Why do you HAVE to have things done or do specific things by a certain age or a certain time? It pisses me off, not everyone works like thattt
Feb 1, 2025
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I love the mixtures I can make!!!!
I can add anything I want into it, ant veggies, sometimes fruits. Love adding goat cheese or feta cheese. I also love to experiment with the dressings; sometimes balsamic oriented, sometimes lemon focused. It’s so nutritional and makes me feel sooo good!!! Warm or cold, there’s so much variety!!!
Feb 17, 2025
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So very comforting :)
Feb 19, 2025