where I got invited to a last-minute Zoom meeting with HR and was late and accidentally automatically joined on camera even though I had no pants. The HR lady was like ā€˜Hey so I have something for you to do today :)ā€™ and I thought we were going to do something fun but she told me I had been accused of PDF convenience. When I asked her what it meant she didnā€™t explain and just showed me a screenshot of a joke I had made in Teams. I panicked and texted my attorney friend to ask her what it is; she was surprised that I didnā€™t know. HR lady said I had to take a ten-question quiz and get every one of them right or I would be terminated on the spot. I woke up in a sweat thinking oh my god I canā€™t believe Iā€™m getting fired for PDF convenience and still halfway in a daze between dreams and reality I googled it and of course itā€™s not a thing
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