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being anti marriage and kids

And telling people about it! I’m spreading my gospel and trying to convert people. I’ve had multiple friends confide in me that they are relieved to hear I don’t plan on ever being married because that takes the pressure off them and we can have each other once our other friends settle down. I don’t like compromising, loud sounds, or sharing and I love independence and alone time so marriage really isn’t for me. Plus I have never experienced romantic attraction but dont tell anyone 🤫 There’s so much pressure to settle down so as not to be left alone especially for women but it doesn’t have to be that way!

@Cloacalkiss

Feb 23, 2025

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Wealthy widow

🤷‍♀️ i know how to fill my time

@tineypoo

Feb 9, 2025

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why have we normalised not being obsessed with your partner

‘alpha males’ can go fall off a cliff. like, excuse me? i only want you if you’re OBSESSED with me??? tf out of here with your nonchalance?????? i want you to not be able to breath, eat, or SLEEP because im the only thing occupying your mind??? why would i want a you to play hard to get?? if you’re not giving gomez addams energy then why are you here? i want my name to be your last breath and i want my smile to be the light you crave when you’re alone in the dark. don’t tell me about the other girls that want you because idgaf. alpha male philosophy is the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard of—your partner should be your best friend until the end, not your maid or your child incubator

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025

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