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walking uphill on miserably cold day just for this motherfucker to rip past me at 40 mph.
they are happier and more secure than me. (probably)
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specifically whipping it around the city in a manner that makes everyone angry. yes i get viscerally angry when an electric scooter cuts me off. yes i will do the same when i am on the scooter.
Jan 21, 2025
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hahah fuck They are so nerdy, tech and futuristic I love it! It’s the best when the people riding them have the full protective body armor Batman looking kit on. If they have the flashing lights and the JBL booming is the icing on the cake. Would love to give one a go one day but that shit low key gets me nervous, the amount of potholes I come across on my bike a day I couldn’t imagine not swerving a pot hole on one of those things. RIP it would be! Oh and speaking of mobility on the streets, the dirt bike gangs are the noise of summer! Don’t really have much more to say about them but I love it when I hear them and then when they pop those wheelies chaaahoooo hahah
Jul 13, 2021
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i will always wear a helmet bc i’m scared of my brain juice being splattered on asphalt.
i will wear my little vest bc i refuse to be cold.
i will wear my $9 target leggings bc they don’t get stuck in the spokes.
i will thrive.
Mar 3, 2025
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Feb 21, 2025
call me a vain, bitter, hater but if i was bleeding to death i would rather army crawl my body to the hospital than rent and ride a lime scooter.
the posture… “i have a wedgie” posture. i have never felt stupider than i do while riding one of these fucking things.
Feb 26, 2025