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viewing exercise as becoming harder to kill

it sounds so cool to be able to say "i won't go down easy" and back that shit up

@kevvymetal

Mar 21, 2024

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There is nothing worse than surviving the loss of your own character.

@Fishsauce

Mar 25, 2024

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Wtf duolingo

i have an existential crisis bc ur dead and then you come out and say you faked it, and now my correct answer is marked incorrect??? u have issues also u killed all of ur friends too?? I’m into the cult that u started but killing all of your friends is fucked up

@adammmmmmm

Mar 1, 2025

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025

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