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wear glasses

glasses are fucking cool! there are so many different styles with unique shapes, sizes, and colours! (try to) wear them as an extension of yourself and not just as a means to an end!!!

@vampire

Jan 29, 2025

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big glasses

The goal is to look like you don’t ever wear glasses thus u look 2x hotter *Bonus points if your eyesight is so bad make you look like bubbles from trailer park boys

@cyberexboyfriend

Feb 5, 2024

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wearing glasses at new job

makes me feel more professional

@bilal

Dec 8, 2023

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stop!! look at my frog!!

@jilly

Feb 19, 2025

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accepting that you’re not trendy and cool

tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat. i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25. i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story. anyways

@jilly

Feb 17, 2025

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stop saying “i’m sick”!!

saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring. instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!): “i am indisposed” “i am taken ill” “i am feeling out of sorts” “i am suffering from a bilious attack” “i have been seized by an ague” “i am afflicted with a malaise” “i have taken to my bed” “the vapours have overcome me” “i have a touch of the influenza” “the rheumatism plagues me” “i am laid low with a fever” “i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment” you’re welcome

@jilly

Feb 18, 2025

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