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I distracted her by pointing out some guy taking a shower, i started laughing when she ran it over. then she started freaking out and i felt bad about it.
she pulled over and put the caution lights on and some dude pulled up and asked if we were okay, we said yeah and then he started telling us that jesus loves us (i think he recited a bible verse but i was kinda checked out) and it distracted my sister so much she stopped freaking out.
thanks random guy.
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just stabbed under my nail with a safety pin on freaking accident u guys . first thing out of my mouth was bro bro okay not the chillest thing that ever happened to me
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5 mins in he took a piss in the street, got to the bar to meet my friend and her bf and we immediately noticed he was acting weird, he wasnโt making any sense, kept getting up to go to the bathroom, eventually realized he fell asleep at the table mid convo. ditched him and woke up the next morning to a pic of him on his story with his chin busted open because he slammed his face into a curb
Feb 18, 2024
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girl i legit thought i was having a stroke because my left arm was pins and needles tingling so bad i could barely sleep
but when we got there, we just sat there in the parking lot and i pictured leaving the hospital 7 hours from now with no answers and a $1000 bill and decided i would bite the gun instead and see what happens
anyways yay i survived and i have decided i probably pinched a nerve
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lately ive been liking things that are ugly but in a way that's beautiful like cheap dollar tree nail polish or clearance eyeshadow, like things that are ment to be pretty but are forgotten because everyone thinks they're ugly. but i think they're pretty because they're ugly, like in a charming way.
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i dont know why. its leeched into my real life. i salute people all the time with my left hand without even thinking about it.
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