5 mins in he took a piss in the street, got to the bar to meet my friend and her bf and we immediately noticed he was acting weird, he wasn’t making any sense, kept getting up to go to the bathroom, eventually realized he fell asleep at the table mid convo. ditched him and woke up the next morning to a pic of him on his story with his chin busted open because he slammed his face into a curb
Feb 18, 2024
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I distracted her by pointing out some guy taking a shower, i started laughing when she ran it over. then she started freaking out and i felt bad about it.
she pulled over and put the caution lights on and some dude pulled up and asked if we were okay, we said yeah and then he started telling us that jesus loves us (i think he recited a bible verse but i was kinda checked out) and it distracted my sister so much she stopped freaking out.
thanks random guy.
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at a birthday sleepover in the third grade i attempted (with no experience) to do a handstand while we were having a dance party and fell flat on my face, giving myself rug burn straight down my nose. i didn’t notice until the morning when my parents picked me up the next morning and were, rightfully, concerned. you can still see the scar when the light hits just right☀️
Feb 25, 2025
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Last winter, I came home from a trip and was carrying a big duffel bag down the street. A guy walking the other way bumped into me and dropped a plastic bag, shattering something inside. It looked like a bottle of liquor and he said he just bought it. We argued for a second and he wanted me to go buy him another $40 bottle. I was exhausted from traveling all day so I just gave him $20 and walked away.
This morning, I was crossing the street and a guy bumped into me and dropped a bag and glass shattered inside. I looked back and waved sorry and kept walking. He yelled, so I turned back and realized it was the same mf! I laughed and argued with him before finally telling him to GTFO.
I googled his schtick to see if it's a common thing and realized it must be a version of a scam called Pèngcí. I'm kind of impressed because it takes some skill to pull off the actual bump, but navigating the argument afterwards also requires a delicate balance of outrage and "hey man, let's make peace" convincing and negotiation. Scammers are dedicated to the craft.
So since I've lived out a version of "fool me once...," now you all know what the deal is when someone bumps into you and you're 85% sure it wasn't your fault. It's probably an artist at work.
Nov 25, 2024
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recently had to pause therapy bc my provider decided to go private pay and charge me $200/session. recording myself venting is basically like talking to my reflection, and then i can listen back and decide if i’m insane. plus i can even disclose the embarrassing things that i’d never tell my therapist. oh and it’s $0
Feb 18, 2024
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delirious by vistoso bosses feat soulja boy
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tell the interviewers that they will keep seeing your face until they say yes
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