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this website is perfect for a girl like me who is so full of both love and hate. i Hate “little treat“ culture, but i LOVE Camel Jades when implemented as reward. they're the rolls-royce of nicotine consumption. even non-menthol smokers can agree that they‘re very tasty.
Jan 27, 2024
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i started smoking skinny menthols in honor of my glamorous irish catholic grandmother, kitty, after she died and i immediately realized they're the perfect small treat for girls. the smoke dances smooth and cool on your tongue and in your throat, its small enough to give you the perfect buzz of nicotine, and two last exactly long enough for a chat full of secrets outside the bar with your girls. if you pull out a pack of these in the smoking section, all the shawties will gather around to ooh and ahh 100% of the time.
Jun 30, 2022
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Now is the portion of my perfectly imperfect piece where everything goes out the window and I become a complete hypocrite after talking about skincare and collagen renewal, because I'm about to add cigarettes to my list of recommendations. I know they're horrible for you. I know they will kill you. But let’s face it; we're all gonna die, it's only a question of when and how - and some days we’re more in the mood to speed up the process than others. So when it’s that kind of day, and you’re feeling emo or sexy or stressed, and wanting to have a social anxiety relieving prop in your hand or simply partake in a sexy ritualistic experience with someone who is also smoking - there’s nothing like having a cigarette. Going outside for a smoke with another person and someone lighting your cigarette, you touch their hand briefly to cover the flame. It’s all so fucking sexy/intimate/special. A brief loneliness eliminator! HOWEVER, the only cigarette I’m recommending are Capri cigarettes - the PURPLE pack. Purple Capris are the ultra light of the Capri line. Here's a bone I have to pick with Capri cigarettes (aside from the fact that they literally kill people), they don't label the strength level of the cigarette. You have to Google what the color of the pack means. My god, get it together Capri cigarettes. Good thing they're so addictive that people will just deal with this kind of bullshit. They're so slender and chic. You’ll feel like you're straight out of the '70s or '80s, hanging with Bianca Jagger NOT waiting in line for Studio 54. Smoking this cigarette will get you RIGHT to the front of the line. They’re effortlessly chic. Which is my favorite way to describe something I love.
Mar 31, 2023
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nice to have something to huff when i follow everyone out on their smoke break and mine is really pretty and girly like an aqua blue little cigarette shape. never been a nicotine girl. got this thing for my endometriosis pain last year but turns out it's nice to hit drunk too. i'm smoking with line cooks here so i really need something to do with myself, often
Jan 28, 2024
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it‘s so easy to forget. this is a very important thing to do at least once a week. music is the greatest thing on earth, but it can be very alienating. eavesdrop! listen to the birds!
Jan 28, 2024
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Treat every interaction like an interview. You are an investigative journalist and EVERYTHING is the scoop. Get out there with a pen behind your ear and a notepad in your pocket. Ask the cashier at the grocery store where he was born or if he’s ever been in love. Nobody can ever prevent you from learning.
Jan 28, 2024
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the sweet and lacey kind like they made back in the day. it’s meditative and so very romantic. get little pearls and various kinds of glitter and paper flowers to decorate. write little handwritten notes for your dearly beloved. make an extra special valentine for your extra special someone.
Jan 28, 2024