instead of outright insulting people, saying “ok, haircut”. works for basically anyone even if they don’t have a distinctive haircut, but especially men, and ESPECIALLY (canadians know what i mean) guys with “hockey mullets” (although if they’ve chosen that path i doubt drawing attention to it will do anything other than embolden them, so tread carefully). i have discovered that cis men are all, every one of them, insecure about their hair. use this knowledge for good or for evil, i clean my hands of you all