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i fucking hate foodies and foodieism and restaurant review tiktoks and celebrity chef cults of personality and people acting like "trying restaurants" is a real dignified hobby (absolutely not) and this has barely aged a day thank you ms. havrilesky
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Apr 4, 2024

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This is a classic/great share: "This same sense of ethereal chosenness is what rhetorically elevates a mundane consumer choice to the level of a noble stand against . . . a ramen joint with a pork broth this expert deems inadequate?" LOL. I loved this. Ā 
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