"You are urged to adopt the terminology favored by the tournament hosts and embraced by CBS. Spectators are “patrons.” The rough—longer grass that lines the fairways—is the “second cut.” (And it is controversial, because its abundance contravenes the wishes of the patriarchs, who designed the course to have a dearth of rough.) The traps are bunkers, and what appears to patrons and television viewers to be the whitest sand in golf is technically not sand but waste from feldspar mines in North Carolina." I'm not a hater of golf. I have enjoyed a round or five. I'm just an enemy of bullshit. And boy is the Masters LOADED w/bullshit.
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I'll admit it- when my friends back home started playing golf- I was a little pissed off. How could my friends be into this normie white guy activity? It seemed like something so far from my own identity, something I could never possibly get into. But...I've seen the light... Golf is a great way for aging dudes to get together, spend some time outside, and have a couple of beers in the sunshine while having some kind of activity to focus on. I don't ever see myself golfing more than once or twice a year (kind of impossible when you live in NYC) but i do enjoy coming back to Massachusetts to spend a couple hours on the course with my pals.
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Aug 26, 2024
superior in many ways to Big Golf . oh, what’s that? you hit the ball really really far? i don’t care about that.. where’s your sense of narrative? where’s the world-building? where’s the whimsy? i want to see you make the ball go thru a five-foot tall loop-de-loop and then enter a hole covered by a moving door at the base of a windmill in a miniaturized danish village
Jan 29, 2025
its almost golf season, i can’t stop watching youtube videos and looking at polos ill be on the course before i know it, but for now, i am there in spirit
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