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that kid saved the world
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Blueberry scented candle in the bathroom
Leave the lights on
40 oz of malt liquor drink it
Pee it out into the sink
Start an instagram live
Ill be the first viewer :0 aaaa spooky scary the spell worked
Jun 19, 2024
im leaving out all of the grown men’s houses/apartments I had no business being at when I was a teen cause that’s a picture to paint to a therapist but this is my ex’s house in 2016 which was mostly empty except the things he built out of trash like the oats light and one room was completely empty except a huge home made pink heart shaped bean bag
May 9, 2024
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This guy who lives alone wakes up in the middle on the night bc he has to pee. So he walks to his bathroom but the door is locked. Thats weird maybe i just didnt turn the knob correctly he thinks. He tries again. This time it opens easily. There is a person he has never seen before sitting on the toilet though. What the heck!!! He thinks to himself. Maybe he is just having a weird dream. He rubs his eyes and opens his eyes. No one is there. He pees. He decides to wash his hands even though it is the middle of the night bc he is hygienic. Anyways, when he turns on the faucet blood comes out instead of water.
May 21, 2024
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someone needs to be exposing themselves to the neighborhood, why shouldn’t it be you
Jan 27, 2024
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insomnia will take you to new heights
May 14, 2024
meet Mr Bunny, a first generation Italian, who prior to living the quiet life on Long Island was a famous dancer for the emperor. currently he is in negotiations with an iron fisted baby to obtain fair wages for him and his feline coworkers. while baby has been mulling over his request he has been diligently working to unionize with the cats, however we got a union bustin baby on our hands.
will he garner a fair wage to support his family? do the cats share in his desire for a united front against baby? only time will tell
Mar 30, 2024