i won class clown my senior year of high school. not to brag, but i do think i deserved the win. i take a lot of pride in my sense of humor.
after they announced the superlative winners, my us government teacher said that i âdidnât seem like the class clown typeâ because i âwasnât disruptive and never skipped class.â what the hell is that supposed to mean?! i guess class clowns get a bad rap in a lot of media.
as many schools do, my high school had two winners for each superlative (one boy and one girl, traditionally). the guy who won class clown was an absolute scumbag. and thatâs an understatement. he also wasnât funny at all. i was very close to rescinding my win so i wouldnât have to take a yearbook photo with him. but then i figured that i was better than him and deserved the win more. so i stayed đââïž
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I was absolutely gobsmacked by this honor and think itâs so funny to âflexâ
my high school mascot was a tiger and we had a giant statue of one in front of the building and the boy winner got to sit on top of it for the yearbook photo even though it was my idea and it still irks me a tiny bit to to this day (I was definitely funnier than him and #feminism)
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I chose âmost likely to skip graduationâ and I was excited to get that committed to ink in a yearbook but then the yearbook committee switched things up and took away all superlatives?
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like donât get me wrong i was both best dressed AND too cool for school. and too cool for school is THEE inheritance of hot weird goth girlsâŠbut likeâŠpeople were coming up to me in the hallway outraged that best dressed was sniped from me FOR WEEKS, you donât understand, i was my high schoolâs personal lady gaga, the dean of students was my #1 opp and had a personal vendetta against me. i was nearly suspended purely for dress code violations. i was once sent home for wardrobe and came back in a sequined bodysuit and a giant floor length cloak in protest and i kept the hood up for the rest of the day. i wore a lehenga choli and knockoff giuseppe zanotti heelless heels to prom. even after high school i am to my knowledge the only person who has been asked to leave an NYU dining hall due to dress code violations. i was a known fashion icon. it was absolute robbery
allie if you see this sorry for calling you a mid bitch but letâs be real it was too obvious, you were yearbook editor and absolutely no one was checking for your fits, they were cute but very j crew catalog. you shouldâve just given yourself best smile and no one would have noticed. you flew too close to the sun with your ambition for sartorial recognition and i can forgive but it will never be forgotten
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