i won class clown my senior year of high school. not to brag, but i do think i deserved the win. i take a lot of pride in my sense of humor. after they announced the superlative winners, my us government teacher said that i “didn’t seem like the class clown type” because i “wasn’t disruptive and never skipped class.” what the hell is that supposed to mean?! i guess class clowns get a bad rap in a lot of media. as many schools do, my high school had two winners for each superlative (one boy and one girl, traditionally). the guy who won class clown was an absolute scumbag. and that’s an understatement. he also wasn’t funny at all. i was very close to rescinding my win so i wouldn’t have to take a yearbook photo with him. but then i figured that i was better than him and deserved the win more. so i stayed đŸ™‚â€â†•ïž
May 6, 2024

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I was absolutely gobsmacked by this honor and think it’s so funny to “flex” my high school mascot was a tiger and we had a giant statue of one in front of the building and the boy winner got to sit on top of it for the yearbook photo even though it was my idea and it still irks me a tiny bit to to this day (I was definitely funnier than him and #feminism)
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I chose “most likely to skip graduation” and I was excited to get that committed to ink in a yearbook but then the yearbook committee switched things up and took away all superlatives?
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like don’t get me wrong i was both best dressed AND too cool for school. and too cool for school is THEE inheritance of hot weird goth girls
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people were coming up to me in the hallway outraged that best dressed was sniped from me FOR WEEKS, you don’t understand, i was my high school’s personal lady gaga, the dean of students was my #1 opp and had a personal vendetta against me. i was nearly suspended purely for dress code violations. i was once sent home for wardrobe and came back in a sequined bodysuit and a giant floor length cloak in protest and i kept the hood up for the rest of the day. i wore a lehenga choli and knockoff giuseppe zanotti heelless heels to prom. even after high school i am to my knowledge the only person who has been asked to leave an NYU dining hall due to dress code violations. i was a known fashion icon. it was absolute robbery allie if you see this sorry for calling you a mid bitch but let’s be real it was too obvious, you were yearbook editor and absolutely no one was checking for your fits, they were cute but very j crew catalog. you should’ve just given yourself best smile and no one would have noticed. you flew too close to the sun with your ambition for sartorial recognition and i can forgive but it will never be forgotten
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