7am, my 3 y/o holds my cheeks and asks me to open the gate so he can get something downstairs.
me: sure, what are you getting?
him: I will show you just open the gate for me
my husband: this is how demons make deals with humans
May 27, 2024
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Our almost 4 yr old is sweet as pie and gentle… a sensitive little princess. She hates doing anything “wrong” and enjoys sitting calmly at the table drawing or doing crafts.
Our 19 month old is pure chaos. Trying to climb the stairs when we look away for 0.5 seconds and jump off stuff. He has this sneaky grin that shows off adorable little dimples.
It keeps us on our toes as parents to have very different kids and I think it evens things out maybe??
Feb 20, 2025
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My 5 year old is having a hushed but action-packed toy battle behind me as I work.
Feb 12, 2024
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My toddler isn‘t at kindergarten level yet and I’m already struggling. When she has her play date during the week (she’s 2.5, her friends are 2 and 4) I legit can’t control three of them. Add in two more humans and give them basic intellect and hand-eye coordination??? I think I’d lay down and let them dog pile me from the start.
May 6, 2024
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Breaking my very thin, almost non existent air of mystery because I got a haircut I actually like, my favorite jeans fit again, it’s a full moon eclipse, 70°, and both of my kids’ birthdays are today!! MAGIC IS REAL AND I AM FULL OF LOVE! 💗 💗💗💗💗💗
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This has become the norm and every day I grow more disturbed. I understand if somebody is behaving in a harmful way, that is good to document and put out there. But as a whole, it seems, we have become so comfortable with recording people just living their lives. I saw a video of a guy working and the caption of the video was that he was so hot, we needed to find him!!! Why are you providing the Internet with his face and location instead of just going up to talk to him? I saw another of two people on the subway, seemingly a couple, having a very emotional moment. How would you feel if you open up an app and saw a video like that of yourself? I don’t like this level of sibling society surveillance. Why are you videoing an elderly person with sad music dubbed over it to gain likes? It is WEIRD. Don’t even get me started on videos of children. It is WEIRD to use a stranger without their consent to get some kind of fake validation. Get a life.
I don’t mean to come on here and share something so negative, I just don’t have anywhere else to put it and it’s gnawing at me.
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