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Takes your runner‘s high and sends it up to the edges of the stratosphere. Like smoking a cigarette when you’re absolutely loaded. Some highs were meant to be combined, and Mr. Pib has blissful synergy with slow strides & sweat. take it to the Next Level.
Also, let’s be real. Gatorade is just flat soda. I prefer my juice with bubbles.
Jun 20, 2024
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This is anything. Lemon juice, sure. Immunity stuff, even better. But I’m mostly talking about these little bullshit individual serving size powder sticks to put in your water bottle to make it taste more exciting. They make so many iconic american flavors like Pink Starburst and Arizona Tea and Grape Skittles, but my favorite are the Gatorade ones. We travel a lot to places with limited access to our distinctly teenage taste in beverages, so wielding the ability to turn water into Gatorade is nearly biblical. Listen, my grown adult man husband really perpetuates this lifestyle but the thing I learned about being an adult is that you can do it any way you want. Like you would for a child. Or a dog. I put my dog’s medicine in a spoonful of peanut butter. Why would I not put my hydration in something that tastes like a late night run to a 7-11, or an icy cooler emptied over your head after you won the big game? I definitely finesse the ratio because they can be really flavorful and I like the threat of the flavor more than the full experience, but do you. It’s worth noting that they also make root beer sticks, and Celsius energy ones, so you can mix them with sparkling water or whatever. There’s nootropics and vitamins and I’ve seen Margaritaville brand ones if you’re into mixology or alchemy, the possibilities are endless. I think these are all bad for you.
Jul 7, 2022
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exercise sucks at first but then youll transcend
if u have salt + citrus on hand, mix that with water and maybe a pinch of sugar get those electrolytes back godspeed
Apr 7, 2024
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11.6 Fluid Ounces of liquid gold. Pairs perfectly with a slice of pizza and a cigarette. Most elite consumption of sports drink, even more than a nipple top. Only problem is being careful of drinking too fast
Sep 11, 2024
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I absolutely love it. I was lost after college and stumbled ass-backwards into masonry having only done some construction during summer breaks. It’s an old ass building method, and has artistic edge. When someone asks “what would you have done if you lived in Ancient Rome?” I can say I’d be a bricklayer, and that’s a pretty cool feeling.
Feb 8, 2024
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A great summertime game. The scoring system works in the favor of creating Big Comebacks.
I play one point for a bag on the board. Three for one in the hole. 21 points to win the game, and if you don’t get exactly 21 you go back to eleven. Yesterday I played against my roommate, and let me tell you, it was a Scorsese of a game. Almost an hour long and some huge lead changes to boot. Get some beer (put it in a koozie for mystique) and go see what you got!
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