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Alright boys & girls & all people, we have entered that small window in the northeast where you want to wear a long sleeve t-shirt or jacket or hoodie, but you also want to wear shorts. As the (unofficial) sovereign & all-knowing harbinger of getting cute little fits off for pi.fyiā¢ļø (working title btw) I am approving all outfits that make this combo work for the foreseeable future. It doesnāt even have to look good because it just feels good.
Ladies, letās keep it classy please. Remember: modest is hottest, or something.
Boys, weāre in the 3ā inseam category rn. You need to look like youāre about to run a sub-5 minute mile. You need to look like a few misteps might cause a peep show. Iām talking 75% of thighs are out on display.
You might read this and go āWow Mariano that seems very misogynistic of youā ā false, itās reverse psychology. Keeping the creepy male gaze off of the ladies and instead giving them something to look at, like how we all have been gawking at Paul Mescalās tiny shorts + shredded thighs combo. Donāt ever say Iām not a feminist.
(Hey this is like HEAVILY laced with sarcasm which Iām sure 80% of you will read and understand but the 20% that wonātā¦please itās a joke please laugh )
Aug 22, 2024
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I've really come alive this summer thanks to my new athleisure skort...in my new athlesiure skort I'm young, wild and free, I'm a guy's girl, I'm lithe, I'm being very Je ne sais quoi and falling in love along every avenue, showing off the highest heights of my thick ass thighs without exposing my pussy hole. I simply adore my new athlesiure skort. Also this company is size-inclusive and sustainable. Bonus vibes!
Jul 29, 2021
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leave little to the imagination
Feb 25, 2024
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ā¦im not trying to get wet pant cuffs !!! having cool bottoms that hit the shoes perfectly, creating beautiful proportions in your fit has its downsidesā¦
but in the meantime, you can pretend like you are the guest of honour arriving at the ball with your long train and the skirt meeting the floorā¦ embrace the pinching of the fabric between your index and thumbā¦ stick your pinky out if youāre feeling extra regalā¦
(i failed in keeping my pants dryā¦ but i triedā¦ and that counts for something, right?)
Feb 16, 2024
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florinegrassenhopper riotgrrrl brendanooooo slowdazzle buck_mcgraw and indianjones ā we did it. Not only did we successfully meet for drinks, but we also schemed the hostile takeover of this app from tyler tonight.
In all seriousness ā weird that an app I downloaded in April would make genuinely want to drive back into Brooklyn during end of day traffic for a happy hour. Great app filled with great people.
Jul 20, 2024
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I feel like thereās a special connectivity on this app that I havenāt felt in a long time, maybe since early 2010ās tumblr. The fact that you canāt promote yourself like IG is wonderful. The fact that there isnāt mass video content like Tik Tok is great. Itās not this monetized / paid sponsorship app. People are here because they want to be a part of something with nothing to gain besides friendship. Seeing the URL -> IRL meetups warms my heart so much (waiting for an NYC or Brooklyn meetup).
Thanks for your participation on this niche little app. I smile reading all the recs and all the comments and all the asks. Hope weāll all be here for a long time.
Jun 15, 2024
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I think a life rule for me is to surround myself with people who know more / are smarter / are cooler than me and just absorb their aura by listening / observing them. Itās made me the incredibly smart / cool person you all know and love.
I just never thought Iād feel the same way about URL friends. Iām constantly listening to the songs I see posted here, reading the articles, subbing to newsletters, and googling topics that get tossed onto the feed.
Itās nice to know you can become a more rounded person by just absorbing what your mutuals post on here. Iām going to sit on my couch, have a cocktail and digest my lovely feed. Happy Sunday!
Sep 15, 2024