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Make chicken that dries out your entire body ! Make soup that sits in your stomach in the worst way possible ! Screw up pasta so badly that the Italian government declares it a hate crime ! Then next time you make these things make them slightly less awful ! I learn by doing and fucking up and doing again, and as long as something is gained from a disaster, it is not a disaster in vain.
Jan 24, 2025

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you know what… yea!!!
Jan 25, 2025
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you are literally forced to start somewhere
Jan 24, 2025
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life can’t happen without mistakes so yeah make that hate crime pasta
Jan 24, 2025
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This is exactly what happens every time I cook
Jan 24, 2025

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One of the true joys of cooking is going to the grocery store with only a vague concept of what you want for dinner, and then improvising something beautiful in the kitchen afterwards Break the rules, make a pasta the wrong way, add white wine to sprite, burn the hell out of your herbs - something delicious might be returned to you as a result
Jun 17, 2024
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I’m not a good cook by any means, but trying to bullshit together recipes is one of life’s great joys. i wanna try to actually get a good enough under of cooking that i can make fr recipes, but for now i stick to silly 2-meal hybrids.
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I have thought about this a good bit and ultimately it doesn’t matter to me. This might seem like a cop out answer but I think it’s the only correct one. You can debate determined vs not for the rest of the time but things will continue to happen regardless.
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True stairchads NEVER use electronic methods of vertical transportation. Enjoy your escalators and elevators, I’ll be waiting at the top.
I am the ultimate vertical locomotor. There’s nothing good about stairs in and of themselves, though they are perhaps the peak of pre-electronic liminal technology. Use this fact to your advantage: lunge multiple steps at a time, run up on all fours, slide down a railing, go up the fast route on an escalator. maximise the potential of stairs, go as fast as you can
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