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cute ass cup of tea doesn’t know it’s saving my life
feeling tired? have some tea bro. just woke up? drink some tea bro. oh you have a tummy ache? have some tea bro. need a hug? make some tea bro. you’re calling about my cars extended warranty? go fck yourself after you have some tea bro.
Feb 12, 2025
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Happy? Tea
Sad? Tea
Tired? Tea
want to procrastinate? Tea
Bored of water? Tea
mug, necessary
Jan 28, 2024
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Honestly bro sometimes I feel like every tea is sleepy time tea
Feb 23, 2025
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i used to think tea people were wrong, and stupid. now i am one and they were fucking right.... peace can supplant your sweats and jitters, if you only give tea a chance <3
Jan 28, 2024
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been seeing lots of luv for this app and I'm apart of it. love saying weird shit all the time. this is my city and you are my people.
idk how you say it though ngl I've been pronouncing it “pie-fy” like wifi 👀
Feb 14, 2025
Yea I know this app is built on likes and recs so I'm recommending mushroom hate. Vouch for them all you'd like but they are abysmal.Taste, texture, and visual appeal are all awful.
I'd like to add that I usually try to revise my opinion on mushrooms once a year by trying them and all times they are just as bad.
#neverdoubtyouself #hater
Once my mom brought me a “burger” for lunch and failed to mention it was a mushroom burger. Without a second thought I bit into said burger and immediately knew what poison sat in my hands. I shudder at the memory.
Feb 11, 2025
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Went to the dealership and waited for them to replace my car battery. Found a comfy seat only to sit and find that my phone was on it‘s deathbed at 6%. Zoned out some, looked at my hands thoroughly because I couldn‘t remember the last time I did, I have cute nail beds. To keep from dozing off I began rummaging through my unnecessarily large tote bag.
•watched a bit of the local news and saw someone died over a catalytic converter (rip)
• counted the amount of pills left in the aleve bottle that opened in my bag (73)
•went through little paper memories I keep in my wallet (movie tickets- parking passes- old hotel key cards etc)
•put my fallen lippies back in the pouch
•decided to count all the letters on an old receipt and then all the vowels and then all the numbers (315 letters and 119 vowels and I forgot how many #s )
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