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Nothing fills me with dread quite like the cry of "Let's play a game!" at any social gathering. Icy hatred drips down my spine at the mention of them. The yelling, the looking at me, the boredom, the rules I can't remember, the endlessness of each round, the heightened emotions... WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK?! ESPECIALLY in a social gathering where I don't really know many people. I have seen people I love be transformed and distorted by their competitiveness into hateful screeching banshees. It's terrying. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't care. I don't have a competitive bone in my body. I genuinely do not understand how a board game is an acceptable space to yell at people. Being yelled at over something that couldn't possible matter less is WORSE than being yelled at for a proper reason. The worst kind of board games are the ones that involve performing. They make me want to jump out of the nearest window. I'd rather someone brought out a crack pipe than a board game at a party.
Feb 16, 2025

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Depends on the game for me. Uno, Trouble and Cards Against Humanity always lead to a good time without fail in terms of gatherings. But then my extended family whips out that corny ass unfunny shit like Telestrations and What Do You Meme and then makes me wish I was an orphan so I wouldn’t have to stay through these damn accursed dinners.
Feb 17, 2025
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@GREENELYSIUM lowkey What do you Meme is so funny when u think of it in an ironic context like its so cringey in such a beautiful way...
2d ago
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@ZOELOVESURMOM only if you’re drunk enough, sober that shit is straight torture.
1d ago
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there are so many games and so many social variables that it can truly be a terrifying and uncomfortable experience. i prefer playing games with close friends, especially collaborative games that are about working together to solve problems rather than competing. that way no one can be mad at me and we can help each other out (ie i don’t have to remember all the rules)
Feb 17, 2025
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This is so me. Have been known to walk out.
Feb 17, 2025
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i hate them cus i literally cannot pay attention to the rules, i like to play and figure it out as i go - video games are amazing for me, board games are trash
Feb 17, 2025
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It has been interesting seeing all these niche tabletop games become hobbies for people. I enjoy the classics like Monopoly and stuff, i can’t deal with Secret Hitler
Feb 16, 2025
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chiawase_ omg not secret hitler
Feb 16, 2025
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i used to hate board games for a lot of the same reasons and it really makes a difference when you have a group who is more concerned with comfort and experience instead of winning or trying to perform. a couple of my friends put me on board games by 1) being really good at explaining rules to my pea sized brain, 2) choosing games they know the whole group would enjoy, and 3) just making it a safe and comfortable experience, ya know? i would still prefer to chat and/or do a puzzle but now i feel a little more comfortable saying yes to a game (especially bc its a nice way of getting off my phone too).
Feb 16, 2025
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knitzsche I definitely suffer a lot less when it’s people I know, but… it’s just not for me. I’m okay with backgammon.
Feb 16, 2025
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Board Gane Hate posts: Hey fuck board gane! Game name board: omg teacher: today we are gonna finger paint
Feb 16, 2025
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fine then you’re not invited to my game night 😔😔
Feb 16, 2025
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starbelly trust me, you don’t want me vibrating in the corner
Feb 16, 2025
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Most relatable rec ever made
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