Feb 21, 2025
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1. Muttered softly so as not to distract or startle coworkers with perceived aggresion
2. "Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" clearly states workspace boundaries with humor & casual, relatable firmness. "
3. Constant repetition to emphasize importance of not talking to you until you've had your coffee while also making it impossible for coworkers to get a word in edgewise. If done properly, you should be able to get from popping the coffee into the kuerig to drinking it without anyone able to say anything to you.
Be sure to make a lot of eye contact with whoever is in the breakroom during this ritual-- this communicates respect & confidence. If there is no one in the breakroom at all, go ahead and mutter "don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" to yourself. It's good practice and if anyone overhears you, they'll be sure to take you a lot more seriously.
Feb 11, 2025
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I used to think the whole “ don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee“ thing was just another one of those white people sayings like “ live laugh love“. After drinking coffee for about a year, I understand where that comes from. If someone were to ask me to do something before I have my coffee time, I may stab them ( with insults ofc). Once I have my coffee time, all is well and I may be approached. it’s the little things you gotta appreciate in life.
Feb 8, 2025
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you already know too much now
Sep 15, 2024
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This has become the norm and every day I grow more disturbed. I understand if somebody is behaving in a harmful way, that is good to document and put out there. But as a whole, it seems, we have become so comfortable with recording people just living their lives. I saw a video of a guy working and the caption of the video was that he was so hot, we needed to find him!!! Why are you providing the Internet with his face and location instead of just going up to talk to him? I saw another of two people on the subway, seemingly a couple, having a very emotional moment. How would you feel if you open up an app and saw a video like that of yourself? I don’t like this level of sibling society surveillance. Why are you videoing an elderly person with sad music dubbed over it to gain likes? It is WEIRD. Don’t even get me started on videos of children. It is WEIRD to use a stranger without their consent to get some kind of fake validation. Get a life.
I don’t mean to come on here and share something so negative, I just don’t have anywhere else to put it and it’s gnawing at me.
Oct 7, 2024
Feb 23, 2025
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It’s to keep us humble otherwise we’d be TOO hot/sexy/cool
Jul 3, 2024