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she got both of our natal charts. this has to be how religious psychosis feels.
Feb 25, 2025
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Mar 1, 2024
From time to time, the algorithm pulls me into a spiral of tarot readings that feed my delusions and self-destructive habits. Now I'm not the most experienced tarot reader, so it wasn't until I saw forevercherry's rec about tarot last month when I realized that my tough love cards and I have a calling: Providing second opinion readings to people stuck in a tarot loop. I mostly do them for friends now, but if I ever find the courage to monetize my skills, this is what's going on offer: One card, one dollar, one answer.
Sep 23, 2024
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This is my go-to tarot lady. An evil demon from my past recommended her to me so I’m probably secretly being cursed with every video I watch but when this tarot lady is right she’s soooooo right.
Sep 25, 2023
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every ig update reminds me of how far i am from the life i was promised. i was supposed to be working at buzzfeed making six figures writing listicles wearing those studded steve madden pumps and posting only squares with the rio dijanero filter.
every ig update is like a new gunshot to my already bleeding body. they’re useless and unwanted. idgaf about turning my feed to rectangles. show me who unfollowed me. next update is gonna be a tab with two buttons: one sucks your dick and the other shoots you in the face except you don’t know which one is which. honestly i’d rather have that instead of the rectangles. Modernity I Rebuke You.
Jan 17, 2025
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i feel like an 80s mobster. or a 19th century bachelor with an unfortunate attraction to bohemia. someone who would’ve been called a rake in those days bc i was dancing with married women and gambling and learning french instead of carrying on the bloodline or courting duchesses.
Feb 9, 2024
i fell up the escalator at the union square station and ended up with this bruise on my thigh that quite literally spells out HI. if it is who i hope it is then thats cool. if its not then thats also ok too because this is the coolest shit ever. i feel like that guy in glee when he found the grilled cheesus. here’s the bruise with the photo edited for clarity i promise im not unwell just turn up your brightness. let me think about the dead people i know whose birthdays could be coming up.
Feb 6, 2024