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I had a closed mind towards blueberry muffins for too long. Stealing the blueberry muffin off the cooling rack at work felt like what a man must feel when he has a daughter.
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"felt like what a man must feel when he has a daughter" is such a startling yet wonderful analogy I'm obsessed
4d ago

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all other muffins pale in comparison
Feb 11, 2024
from the grocery store. nothing fancy. pop that shit in the microwave for 15 seconds and it's gourmet. also makes that mamas and the papas song get stuck in my head all morning.
Feb 1, 2024

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