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I got my first sex toy off Bezos’ Amazon during COVID. My life has changed so much since then. I like it I love it it makes me feel so hot.
Jan 12, 2023
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Since my micro limp-dick energy never satisfies and for me to lick when she's away, not 'cos I'm a perv like she enjoys telling her other bf's, but because I channel Japanese eroticism.
May 11, 2024
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Girl I had a threesome with last night brought one out and it kind of ruled :-)
Jan 29, 2024
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My favorite lingerie brand turned into my favorite brand period at this point. I wear their clothes/lingerie for my shows, to go out for lunches with my girlfriends, to shoot for my press photos. I am a loyal customer, I am on their website 4 times per week, I even made a song inspired by how this brand made me feel. I imagined myself being a dom call girl who rides a motorcycle to my appointments at Chateau Marmont, CHIC.
Jan 12, 2023
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It’s free and my gays are the best. The world needs to give LGBTQs like me proper money and opportunity. They need to recognize white boys club’s scheme, replace them with me, and blow me up cuz I am actually the best.
Jan 12, 2023
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It’s really off brand for me to date a white guy. I spent my entire life and used my songs to advocate for women who got traumatized by misogynist hetero white male.bUT hey? Is god tryna teach me something by letting me experience something new? He/They is white, indeed, and he/they operates in a parallel universe since we are long distance. I do enjoy this experience by far cuz he/they loves me. I am too much of a New York trained cynic to be engaged in something that feels so surreal. But yo, is this love? Am I like, starting to find love? It got me thinking.(Editor: Alice is no longer dating this white boy at the time of posting)
Jan 12, 2023