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Similar to the "random xD" bacon craze manufactured in the 2010s by Big Food, something very evil and nefarious is happening with the proliferation of Greek yogurt. It is so fucking gross, clearly inferior in every way to standard-issue classic yogurt. It's like styrofoam or astronaut food. Meanwhile regular yogurt is harder to find every day and its decadent yet low-calorie delights are being forgotten to time. GET UP!!
Jan 23, 2024
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BIG yogurt renaissance to kickoff 2025. Iām eating like three or four a day. yogurt can be controversial because many yogurts have tons of added sugar and very little protein. but I think thereās a balance to be struck here. Iāll eat high-protein low-sugar yogurts because theyāre scrumptious and good for you. but Iāll also have a low-protein high-sugar yogurt almost as a dessert. a great sweet treat and for about a dollar a pop, very cost effective. my favorite ādessert yogurtā is these Chobani Flips. part of the container is yogurt. the other part is a smaller container with toppings, that you āflipā over into the yogurt!! hence the name. how wonderful. I enjoy the key lime pie one and the peanut butter cup one. for healthy yogurt, I eat oikos triple zero. I love yogurt. I hadnāt eaten it in a very long time but the past week has been a yogurt filled adventure.
for some added wonder, consider reading the wikipedia page for āyogurtā while you eat your treat!!!!
Jan 9, 2025
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need to shout out Bulgarian style yogurt. the tyranny of greek yogurt must end.
i like greek yogurt but it's so casein heavy i feel like a clogged pipe eating it. bulgarian yogurt keeps the whey in and it's all the better for it. it's tangy, refreshing, light but creamy. incredible when salted.
trimona is great. white mountain is goated.
Nov 13, 2023
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Eating greek yogurt plain. no honey, no granola, no fruit. It taste like shit, but the next thing you eat tastes a lot better
Sep 25, 2024
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I don't mean going to get groceries or Starbucks or something. I mean a bar or a movie or a diner-- places where you're expected to have company. Can either highlight some areas you need to improve psychologically or can make you feel totally sublime and alive
Jan 26, 2024
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People underestimate the power of the olfactory when it comes to coaxing yourself to sleep. Melatonin has just given me schizo dreams so I started spritzing myself with a few calming fragrances right before bed and it really changed everything.
Not only is it a totally decadent and regal thing to do, it really does help you go to sleep. I go for Le Labo Ylang if I'm feeling really bougie but otherwise I'll do a dupe of Tom Ford OmbrƩ Leather or Lust by Lush.
Speaking of Lush, solid perfumes are EXCELLENT for this as they smell great, last a long time, and it can take years to run out.
Mar 12, 2024
I've become a pretty intense VHS collector over the last year and one of the great joys of this new hobby has been all of the good people online selling fanmade tapes of contemporary movies. They take the graphic design for the packaging VERY seriously and it's such a unique and lovingly made novelty item to have in your house. Plus they're actually playable and watching some straight-to-Netflix type shit with VHS grain makes you feel like you've stepped through a portal to another world. I think the hyperrealness of 4K HD we're all subject to is evil and everyone should have a VCR.
Jan 22, 2024