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i was born to be a frat boy forced to be a teenage girl. in another life my name was kyler/trevor/chad/mason and went to dartmouth and burping was my main form of comedy. everyday i mourn that that i don’t have that life. in the meantime i say things like “thats‘s tight” and dap people up. if i ever listen to nle choppa i practically have a penis at that point.
Jan 24, 2024
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i jsut want to be a freshly-graduated optimistic member of an underground (but rising) boyband...
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Now I’m a bartender, design student, and polymath in my spare time (Doing creative projects)
Oct 18, 2024
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if you think you’re the smartest person in your friend group you’re weird and annoying. the best friendships come out of mutual awe and respectability. be friends with people who make you want to know more things.
Jan 29, 2024
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i will never be in a situationship in the same way i will never be in the land of oz--it's just not real. i think using the word doesn't let you self-reflect in a way that is truly helpful. i was telling my friend about the awkwardness of seeing an exhook up in a relationship bc i thought we had mutual feelings and she said "oh your exsituationship" and i thought (for the first time) no, we had clear boundaries i just got my hopes up. my point is that instead of using situationship as a catch-all for not quite dating or wtv failed prospect, take it as a moment to reflect on what exactly went wrong. idk if this is profound or not
Jan 30, 2025
i’m averaging 14,000 steps a day for the past year, why? i walk everywhere. at one point i was averaging 16,000 (this is my flex). you get to explore a city and now when people ask me for directions i can actually tell them bc i’ve gotten really good at knowing where i am. if it takes less than an hour for me to walk from a to b, i will walk. if i have enough time i’ll walk 2+ hours just to see someone. just put on a good playlist/pod and go go go!!
Jan 29, 2024