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This is one of my darkest most demented secrets is that I don’t type on my phone like a normal person I use my index finger like a geriatric and I swipe to type in kind of a spray and pray strategy where I just hope that it psychically understands what I mean and usually it does. The real problem is that the dictionary learns from all of the times I’ve tapped out words with tooooo many letters to convey enthusiasm especially about my friends’ cats, my dog, etc sooooooo it’s like a minefield: * orrr * Whyyyyy * whyyyy * Pleaseeee * HELPPPPPOO * himmmm * whattttt * WHATTT * Perfectttt * perfectttt * yesssssssss Surely there must be some way to stop this and I simply never will.
Feb 28, 2025

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Oh my god thank you i love typing like this
Feb 28, 2025
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galliano feeling really #seen
Feb 28, 2025
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ooh my people!! i'm not sure why i do it though, my words are often more incorrect then not? it also changes my partners name to similar ones when we text, and trust me they are not impressed...
Feb 28, 2025
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juliaa lmfaoooo… you just need to become more attuned and strengthen your psychic bond 🧠⚡️📲
Feb 28, 2025
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taterhole LOL taking notes from the expert ✍️✍️
Feb 28, 2025
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This actually makes a lot of sense as to why you are able to type so fast
Feb 28, 2025
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sofe man if you think I type fast on my phone you should see me on the keyboard I’m an absolute menace
Feb 28, 2025
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taterhole fastest fingers in the west!!! AND east!’!!
Feb 28, 2025
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sofe PERIOD
Feb 28, 2025
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My ex used to do this and I think subconsciously this was a really big part of why we aren’t together anymore
Feb 28, 2025
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soft wow…
Feb 28, 2025
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taterhole I’m sorry it’s just difficult to watch. If you’re happy I’m happy but they had to go I don’t wanna be seeing it every day
Feb 28, 2025
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soft I’m glad you are a woman who knows what she wants and what she cannot tolerate
Feb 28, 2025
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swiping to text is one of the main reasons I wanted to upgrade my full keyboard blackberry to a smart phone
Feb 28, 2025
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hinh it’s literally the best like everything just flows
Feb 28, 2025
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I think in my head I kind of subconsciously already conceived of you as the kind of person to use this feature
Feb 28, 2025
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Fellow swiper here! But also, on an older phone I’d get suggestions for ooh, oooh, ooooh when I typed an O
Feb 28, 2025
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Wait my old phone used to text by swiping the keyboard. I didn’t know this could still be done and I am AMAZed
Feb 28, 2025
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mossyelfie isn’t it sooooooo Sick
Feb 28, 2025
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taterhole so ooo sick a whole new world
Feb 28, 2025
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mossyelfie god bless I’m so glad I could bring this to youuuu
Feb 28, 2025

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And just hoping that my phone keyboard knows what i want to say in my heart
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Have noticed my typing here is an absolute sloppy mess and am wondering if it’s due to keyboard calls in the app or the tension that exists in the input window in how it deals with autocorrect vs formatting. Also when I “@“ people my cursor gets stuck to their name (I usually tag people as the last thing I do before sharing the rec or response to avoid cursor-ggedon). Using the app on a 14pro.
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I don’t know why my keyboard does weird things on this app but I just go with it
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